Total Medals Earned: 1,570 (From 258 different games.) Total Medal Score: 23,695 Points
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/50 points)
First Shift
Survive the Boss survival Challenge
Beat Chapter 1 :p
Beat the Classic Level Set
Master the Difference Mini Game
Beat the first round of Diffotron games.
Beat the Main Game!
Beat the Rock Solid Level Set
Master the Sliding Mini Game
Beat the first round of Sliding games.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Be a perfect survivor!
Medals Earned: 6/8 (80/140 points)
you took one mean shit
Congrats! you found the wrench.
Successfully created a bag of shit
Winner of the pillow fight
Saved the hot teacher
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You won the game
Medals Earned: 4/7 (35/110 points)
Get 100k points in a single high jump.
Achieve 1m points in a single run.
Go fast enough to lose your headphones to the wind.
Achieve a 50x multi.
Achieve 100x multi.
Achieve 50m points in a single run.
Get 1m points in a single high jump.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/180 points)
You defeated the biggest threat in the galaxy!
Survived level 5 in Infinite Mode
Survived level 10 in Infinite Mode
Survived level 15 in Infinite Mode
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/185 points)
Complete the game
Complete any level in under 30 seconds
Collect all the gold
Don't die
Don't kill any grunts
Medals Earned: 5/14 (25/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You're over the hump!
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/120 points)
What an entertaining pastime!
Happy St. Patrick's Day!!
Sheep are fun to hit, but you declined...
Kept your four leaf clover throughout the whole game.
No one can stop you!
Medals Earned: 4/12 (85/390 points)
Beat the game with Wade
Beat the game with Tom
Win a round without taking damage
Beat the game with EVERYBODY